hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow
if George Washington didn’t start a tea company called libertea than i give up
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy gotta live his puppy life.
This puppy has become my role model on how to live life.
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up